Who is Elodie Mae??

Written by Elodie Mae Carter

I’m sure nobody’s asked, but it’s something that I think about constantly. Who is Elodie? What does she like? What is her dream date?

I suppose that I need to start with what I do for fun.

I have a lot of baths, I play with my kittens (read: kittens parkour over me…), I sit at her desk in a crop top and pink shorts… I have a bookshelf full of books that I haven’t read in years or will probably never read. I also have three glass jars of sweet things because I can’t go a day without sugar.

I have a love/hate relationship with social media but can’t help scrolling through TikTok, especially Rebecca Goodwin (have you SEEN that woman?!), and has more lingerie sets than is necessary even though I always go for the red flowers. I have too many notebooks that are half empty but I will always buy another one, and I always have my eye on something extravagant.

What don’t I like?

People without manners, people who think being rude is just “banter”, and people who waste time. Not just mine as a companion, but in general. Time is the only thing that we can’t get back so why would you waste it? I hate being late and I hate meals without sauce. How can you just have a dry dinner??

People who don’t wear socks with shoes. I know this is a bit niche but it really creeps me out; all my friends make fun of me because of it.

This is a bit hypocritical of me, but I hate wearing socks (I obviously wear them with shoes, I’m not a total monster…) so I’ll remove my shoes and socks as soon as I walk in.

Why a companion?

I guess you could say that I like this life because it has the best parts of a relationship without commitment. I get to make someone’s day (or night) and make them feel wanted and needed. We all need that, sometimes. My favourite part of a date is getting to know you so let’s get to know each other. What’s your favourite dinosaur? Marvel or DC? Pineapple on pizza??

Elodie is the side that I don’t get to share often. I love getting dressed up and taken care of, but I don’t want a boyfriend. Why would I when there are incredible gentlemen out there??